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His tongue…. *Dirty thought* *Blushes*

His tongue…. *Dirty thought* *Blushes*

Casually dying of sexual frustration.

✖ Arm Porn of Jeremy Renner ✖

I call this sex.

Arm Porn of Jeremy Renner

I call this sex.

Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
*Sobbing hysterically in a corner* .. yep sounds like me.
thefunniestpost:

Hysterical Blog!

So TRUE! HAHAHAHA!!

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical Blog!

So TRUE! HAHAHAHA!!

AMEN!

AMEN!

Dear Jeremy, you’re only 20 yrs older….

Dear Jeremy, you’re only 20 yrs older….


Him: Do you want me inside you?
Me: Yes! Rennie! Yesss!



Just for that caption…. ;P 

Him: Do you want me inside you?

Me: Yes! Rennie! Yesss!

Just for that caption…. ;P 

Jeremy Renner @ Children’s Defense Fund benefit in LA | May 23rd, ‘12

His hair… it is GONE!